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In just its fourth year, “The Comcast Holiday Spectacular” has become a must-see holiday tradition in Philadelphia, entertaining thousands of people of all ages and spreading holiday cheer.   Comcast Holiday Spectacular at Comcast Center starts Thanksgiving Day.

Full of captivating original holiday imagery and music, this year’s 15-minute show dazzles with new and enchanting scenes from The Nutcracker, beautifully performed by the renowned Pennsylvania Ballet, a magical sleigh ride through the snow covered Pennsylvania countryside, the majestic sounds of a 64-piece orchestra, and the harmony of the Commonwealth Youth Choir’s  Keystone State Boychoir and Pennsylvania Girlchoir, and more.

Shown on The Comcast Experience video wall ― the world’s largest 4mm LED video display ― it can be seen at the top of each hour at Comcast Center from Thanksgiving Day through New Year’s Day.  

In the spirit of the season, The Comcast Holiday Spectacular 2011 welcomes all to share in celebrating the holidays in this free, unique, and family-friendly tradition.  

Comcast Center, 1701 John F. Kennedy Blvd., PhiladelphiaThanksgiving Day – New Year’s Day

Daily, 10:00 a.m. – 8:00 p.m. 15-minute shows at the top of each hour(Shows are not presented on weekdays at 5:00 p.m.)

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Really!? How is it possible? Those were the questions Dexter fans asked themselves in the first few minutes of episode 7. The show kicked off with Dexter and his brother Brian on Dexter’s boat, discussing the darkness and dumping a body.
 
Deb called and told him to meet in person, where she said that Trinity’s wife and daughter were killed at their protected home in Nebraska, and Trinity must have done it! Dexter was intrigued and knew that Jonah had to be the culprit here. He told Deb he’d need some time off to process things. She told him to take a day, but in true Dexter fashion, he took a road trip to Nebraska.Dexter Photo: Randy Tepper: Showtime
 
He planted himself in front of Jonah, confirmed that Jonah did it, and the two got into it a bit. Dexter planned to kill him, and with Brian trying to keep Dexter ‘dark’ throughout the duration of the episode, it seemed likely this would happen. Dexter realized that Jonah wished for this to happen, willed Dexter to kill him because he couldn’t cope with the guilt and sorrow. Dexter saw Jonah had a soul, feelings, and would not be just like Trinity!  

During his time in Nebraska, Dexter stays at a shady Motor Inn. The manager on duty helps fix a flat tire for Dexter but steals his knife in the process. Dexter and Brian end up killing him before they leave and give viewers a few suspenseful moments for the episode.

Meanwhile, back at the Doomsday storyline, Travis disobeyed Gellar and started spending time with his sister (Molly Parker). As he was doing dishes, he saw Gellar outside the window and Gellar told him to get back to work. Travis refused saying he was done with Gellar and Gellar’s beliefs. Gellar said God decides, not Travis, and assured Travis he’d be back. When Travis later showed himself at Gellar’s place, Gellar thought Travis was back, but he simply came to drop of Gellar’s belongings.

At Miami Metro HQ, Deb and Angel interview a woman named Holly (Lacey Beeman), who Gellar tried to use as ‘The Whore of Babylon.” They realize Holly was forced to drink blood while she was blindfolded and more importantly, they learn that Gellar isn’t working alone, and figure out he probably has a former student assisting him.   

Deb tries to reach Dexter and can’t get a hold of him. Jamie’s watching Harrison and Deb prods Jamie to see where Dexter went. Jamie says the Keys but Deb’s not buying that story since Dexter’s boat is in the marina! When Deb shows up at the apartment, she calls Dexter from his home number and Dexter is quick to pick up!  He gets her off the phone quickly without getting into much detail. Masuka’s intern is at the apartment too because he’s dating Angel’s sister Jamie, and Angel doesn’t like that idea at all!  

At the end of the show, Dexter is seeing the light, and Harry shows up to help guide him. Only a few more episodes left this season. They should be action-packed.

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Thankfully, the gunman behind yesterday's White House shooting was captured in PA yesterday. His name is Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez, and at just 21-years-old, he has pissed his life away.

Just who is the young man with more names than sane cells in his body?

He apparently was obsessed with President Obama. Not to mention he's a resident of Idaho and recently came to Washington D.C. to join in on the "Occupy D.C." protests. oscar ramirez ortega-hernandez

He also believed his attempt to take out President Obama was a mission for God.

In other words, Oscar Ramirez Ortega-Hernandez is just another lunatic who flew off the handle - in the mold of Jared Loughner.

Fortunately, the White House's windows are ballistic-proof. Even more fortunate is that he didn't decide to go shooting in a public arena like Loughner chose to do.

And hopefully he'll spend the rest of his life behind bars.

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There are just a few of those things out there in the world that we all have an equal distaste for as women: Soap in the eyes, sour milk, blackouts in the middle of the night which result in re-setting the alarm clock and then you wake up three hours late.  These “blah” scenario’s make us all a bit more aware that the universe has a good sense of humor, and a bit of a dark side all at the same time.
 
Another one of these dreaded customs are the moments when you realize your only option is to actually use the public event port-a-potty. Photo: abclumberco.com
 
“Johnny-on-the spot,” “Squat a Box,” “Movable wee-wee hole,” whatever you call it, the “blah” is the same for all of us who look upon the oversized specimen cup as our last resort. 

I was at a concert with my friend, and when the show ended, the wave of fans spilled out into the parking lot to head home, or at least continue the party outside waiting for the traffic to die down. So my friend and I decided to sit it out and wait for the exodus of cars to dwindle down, and in turn had a few more drinks in the parking lot.   
 
Maria says “I have to go to the bathroom. I really hate using those things.”
 
“No one likes port-a-potty. That is why no one maintains outhouses anymore above the Mason Dixon Line. You just have to suck it up,” I insensitively responded. 

She didn’t just have the common dislike which all of us have for these bathroom boxes, she always had some trauma occur which result in hours of disgust and multiple showers- just to wash away the scent of disappointment.  I tried being as supportive as I could, but she knew it, I knew it, it was inevitable for her.

Port-a-Potties were my friend's Lex Luthor: Her plastic nemesis.  Lex Luthor photo: mrpeelsardineliqueur.blogspot.com

We waited in the obnoxiously long line while concert go’er after concert go’er made their way in and out of the urine coffin being sure to strategically exhale only once the door was open. She handed me her purse and coat and beer bottle, and went in. I stood off to the side of keeping watch of the line to see who is actually to the point of cross legged standing, hoping, sitting- all the tricks you use while waiting your turn to enter the blue vortex. All of a sudden, I hear a loud thud and some crackling, and drips coming from inside.

I knock on the door, “are you ok Kris?,” “Yeah,” she says. “Just give me a second.”

By this time you can hear the whines in the line starting. You know which ones I mean ladies, we make the same sounds when we’re in a long line at a bar and four girls go into the ONE bathroom together.  After a few more thuds, the door finally opens and my friend walks off with an agitated stammer.  

“Are you ok?” I ask.

“I was trying not to touch the rim and not let my underwear touch and then I saw my jeans were grazing the bottom of the floor. I freaked to try and hike up my jeans, but I couldn’t stop so my underwear got in the canal of my stream and I had to throw them out.”

I was biting my lip in self-discipline trying as hard as I could to fight the comical images of this rushing through my head. Motley Crue photo: fanpop.com I finally composed myself and asked, “So you’re not wearing any underwear right now?”  And again, the universe’s perfect timing chimes in, and a fellow line dweller yells “Yo, someone left panties in here. Gross!”  She quickly picked up the pace on getting as far away from the evidence. This was a situation where the best medicine would only have been to laugh.

I can’t really give an overall “life lesson” comment to this particular story, because I don’t think a concert survival pack should always include extra undies (unless you’re a groupie for Motley Crue).

Let’s just keep this in mind, if you do find yourself at the mercy of a poo-shack, make all attempts to come out with just as many clothes on as you went in with.  If you are forces to surrender a casualty to the booty inferno, drop it in the hole.  NO ONE WILL LOOK IN THERE!

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Weekly season-long show to be hosted by Former FLYERS great Brian Propp
and veteran sportscaster Lou Tilley

 

PHILADELPHIA, PA - (NOVEMBER 1, 2011) – WMCN44 is pleased to announce another new addition to its original programming line-up with “Propper Hockey,” featuring NHL legend Brian Propp  and hosted by local sportscaster Lou Tilley.  Brian and Lou team up to analyze and entertain as they “check” the Flyers with their weekly guests, including current and former players.  The hour-long show will air on WMCN44 on Wednesday nights at 9:00pm throughout the NHL’s regular season.

“We’re thrilled to offer our viewers this new show that will provide Flyers fans with insider knowledge based on Brian and Lou’s combined on and off the ice experience,” says Jon Gorchow, President, Lenfest Broadcasting.   “Propper Hockey” is part of WMCN44’s on-going effort to provide Philadelphia area sports fans more in depth coverage of the teams they love.”

“I am looking forward to teaming up with Lou on ‘Propper Hockey’,” says former Flyers great and radio color analyst for the Flyers, Brian Propp.  “In addition to breaking down the Flyers season, there promises to be many guffaws between myself, Lou and our guests.”
“In all my years growing up in the city and covering sports, my observation is that there is no more loyal group of fans in all of sports than the fans of the Flyers, and we look forward to giving them a platform on ‘Propper Hockey,’” says longtime local sportscaster, Lou Tilley.

“Propper Hockey” is presented by TenBrook Orthodontics (TenbrookOrthodontics.com) and will be taped live every Tuesday evening at 6pm at The Adelphia Restaurant in Deptford, New Jersey.   Show segments will include Flyers Player of the Week, Flyers Fan of the Week and Flyers Trivia. For more information on “Propper Hockey” and WMCN44 visit www.wmcn.tv.

 

ABOUT LENFEST
Lenfest Broadcasting, LLC, the licensee of WMCN-DT 44, is dedicated to providing an "independent voice" in the Philadelphia television market. Our programming schedule features a variety of direct response television, entertainment, community affairs, religious, and children’s programs. The station is available throughout the Delaware Valley over the air, as well as on Comcast, Verizon Fios, Directv, and The Dish Network.  Lenfest Broadcasting, LLC is affiliated with Lenfest Media Group, LLC, a Pennsylvania based company that is a leader and innovator in the direct response television marketing industry.



WOW! Did you see that ending coming? That’s the question Dexter fans were asking last Monday morning. Let’s start at the beginning though…

Dexter follows Travis through a farmer’s market and gets a call from Deb that Sam’s been shot. Dexter heads to Sam’s garage as the ambulanceDexter Photo: Randy Tepper: Showtime heads towards the hospital, and he starts wondering whether he caused this to happen since he killed Julio a few episodes back.

As he analyzes the crime scene, he starts looking for clues about the other guy he hit and finds a blood match for Leo Hernandez. Dexter goes to find Leo but Detective Anderson intercedes and ends up shooting Leo to protect himself. The security video is in Leo’s DVD player and the detectives close the case.

Later, Dexter reviews the tape, sees the watch dog isn’t barking, and knows that Nick (the man Sam JUST baptized) is the killer!

Travis and Gellar are working to kill their ‘whore’ and Travis asks to give her pain killers to help her broken arm. Gellar shuts down the idea saying there is NO way she deserves pain pills. There’s also a weird scene with Travis collecting his own blood in jars!?

As the Doomsday investigation continues at Miami Metro, Deb asks Angel and Quinn to bring Charisa in for questioning because she might have more clues about Gellar for them. Quinn asks Angel to keep quiet about his fling with Charisa and Angel respects these wishes….BUT when Charisa comes in for questioning, she offers little information and tears Quinn a new one for the one night stand. Deb sees this through the interrogation room and reprimands him later.

Later at HQ, Deb learns that her new role keeps her colleagues and former friends from sharing too much information with her by the water cooler! She decides to throw a party at her new place to help her colleagues see they can still hang out with her. Quinn shows up super drunk and his date leaves when she sees where he took her. He starts saying some off color remarks to Angel’s sister Jamie, and Angel decks him. Dexter is supposed to show but is ‘at the hospital’ while they party.



At the hospital, Dexter tells Sam he’ll seek revenge and Sam begs Dexter to overcome the darkness, see the light and let it go. Sam says to tell Nick that Nick is forgiven and tells Dexter to get through this and see the light. As Dexter leaves the building, torn about Sam’s wishes and hoping he can see the light, he runs into Nick outside of the hospital and asks Nick to take a ride with him. They drive to the beach where Sam baptized Nick a short time ago, and he asks why Nick shot Sam. Nick feels like Sam lied to him because his life didn’t improve after the baptism. And to get back to gang life, he had to kill someone and prove himself.

Dexter says he should turn himself in because the police will find him anyway. Nick laughs at Dexter, and tells him the tape has nothing on it so it would be these two against each other. Dexter stuffs Nick into the ocean water and holds him down until he drowns, saying “There’s no light in you and no light in me.” They are on a dark but public beach, and as he walks back onto the beach he sees his brother Brian, the Ice Truck Killer.

“Hey little brother, miss me?” he asks Dexter.

Whew, what an ending! Is Brian going to bring Dexter into a darker place? What about Harry? Will any other ghosts past come back?

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Philadelphia Flyers Schedule – Another Chance for Flyers in 2011-2012

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The Flyers made some real noise in 2010-2011, though their goal ultimately ended up just out of reach as rival Boston ran the table and brought down the Stanley Cup in their stead. This year, the Philadelphia Flyers schedule is loaded with matchups that are going to really challenge the Flyers and get them battle-tested for a playoff run. Here’s a look at the ones you might want to circle on your calendar.

Nov. 19, Flyers at Jets:

There hasn’t been a hockey team in Winnipeg in some time, though they have one now with the Atlanta Thrashers skipping town and ending up as the Winnipeg Jets. Those who can remember seeing games in Winnipeg – back before the earlier Jets franchise moved to Phoenix – might want to scoot up and see a game in a place where hockey was meant to be played.

Nov. 26, Flyers at Rangers:

Regardless of the sport when Philly and New York get together, there is always a fair share of trash talking from two of the premier sports cities in the country. Just weeks after the Philadelphia Phillies and New York Yankees wrap up in the baseball playoffs, the Flyers travel to New York to take on the Rangers in a game that will feel like it’s the postseason.

Dec. 17, Bruins at Flyers:

In another top-notch Eastern Conference matchup, the Flyers will get a chance to take down the defending champs in front of their home crowd. The Bruins have arguably the best goalie in the league in Tim Thomas, so this one should be a hard-hitting affair featuring two of the best defensive units in the NHL.

Jan. 14, Flyers at Predators:

Nashville really isn’t that far from Philly, making this an enticing potential road trip for the true fans. The Predators have an exciting young team and the Flyers will be looking to prove they can beat a prominent Western Conference opponent.

Mar. 22, Capitals at Flyers:

The Flyers get a crack at slowing down Alex Ovechkin, the all-world superstar forward who is consistently considered one of the best players in the entire league. Ovechkin and a strong overall team got the Caps back to the top of the Eastern Conference last regular season, though they couldn’t put it together in the postseason. It’s a big game when the Caps come to town late in March, with plenty of playoff implications sure to be on the line. NHL tickets won’t be a hard sell for most hockey fans for this one.

Apr. 7, Flyers at Penguins:

Wrapping up the regular season, the Flyers travel to Pittsburgh in a game that is sure to have plenty of Flyers fans mixing it up in the stands. Sidney Crosby and the Penguins are always one of the top teams in the East for a reason, giving the Flyers a chance to make a late-season statement.



PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 1, 2011 – On Saturday, November 12th, the Delaware Valley Stroke Council (DVSC) will hold its 16th Anniversary “Stars for Stroke” Gala and Auction at the Hilton Philadelphia on City Avenue at 6:30 P.M.Delaware Valley Stroke Council to Hold 16th Anniversary “Stars for Stroke” Gala and Auction

The gala, which is a black tie event, will be hosted by 6abc Action News’ Shirleen Allicot. All proceeds from the event will be used to sustain DVSC programs in the Delaware Valley. To learn more, visit their website at www.phillystroke.org.

At this year’s gala, honorees will include DVSC founder Toby Mazer, who is receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award  as well as physicians Ben Usatch and the late B. Franklin Diamond, stroke survivor Sam Abramowitz and caretaker Sharyn Abramowitz, and emergency medical responders throughout the Greater Delaware Valley.

Founded in 1995 by Toby Mazer, the DVSC works to provide advocacy for stroke survivors and raise awareness of stroke symptoms. “Ninety-five percent of people don’t know one symptom of a stroke, yet it is the third largest cause of death for Americans,” said Mazer, who was inspired to found the DVSC after her husband suffered a stroke and later passed away from related complications.“Ninety-five percent of people don’t know one symptom of a stroke, yet it is the third largest cause of death for Americans,” said Toby Mazer, who was inspired to found the DVSC after her husband suffered a stroke and later passed away from related complications.

Through Mazer’s work, the DVSC has developed the Stroke Treatment Enhancement Program (STEP). “The STEP program helps doctors gain a better sense of how to best treat, prevent and recognize stroke,” said Mazer. “It provides resources, referrals, and support for families, caregivers and stroke survivors.” Currently, the STEP program works with 13 area hospitals, including Abington and Lankenau Hospitals of Montgomery County and St. Mary’s and Doylestown Hospitals of Bucks County.

Mazer has also taken her work to the national level by serving on the board of the National Stroke Association from 1995-2010. One of her most notable accomplishments was fighting to have legislation passed that requires stroke victims to be taken to hospitals with certified stroke centers to ensure the best possible treatment is received. Because of her unwavering dedication to this cause, Mazer has helped improve the quality of care for stroke victims while educating countless numbers of individuals on how they can prevent the disease.

If you are interested in donating, please visit http://www.phillystroke.org/donate.php.  You can also like the Delaware Valley Stroke Council's Facebook, http://www.facebook.com/DelawareValleyStrokeCouncil to stay up-to-date on all their happenings.

For more information on the 16th Anniversary "Stars for Stroke" gala, please visit http://strokesurvival.org/ or contact Jennifer Sherlock at 609-369-3482 or by e-mail, jsherlock@jennacommunications.com   

About the Delaware Valley Stroke Council:
Delaware Valley Stroke Council, a United Way agency, promotes optimal stroke care through advocacy, education, awareness, diagnosis and treatment. The Delaware Valley Stroke Council works as citizens' organization. Founded in 1995 by a group of area neurologists, Delaware Valley Stroke Council serves Philadelphia and the Greater Delaware Valley, including South Jersey and Delaware. Over the years, the organization has continually expanded its programs to meet newly recognized needs, while establishing state and national constituencies in the process.



Every little girl dreams of the day when that special guy is going to get down on one knee, slip his hand into his pocket, and pull out a gleaming diamond to offer. I’ve heard some of the most romantic engagement stories and some of the most mundane, and I’ve always wondered on which side of the spectrum mine would land when the time came.

I was coming up quickly on my 26th birthday and Sam and I had been together for about four years now. We had casually talked about marriage but never anything concrete was decided.  Leading up to my birthday, which I regard as my own national holiday, Sam seemed to be acting different.  Where he had once concluded to just allow me to make the plans, he was adamant with facilitating all of the birthday celebrating.  Pamela Sue Martin as Nancy Drew. Photo: Flickr.com

He had asked me “What are you wearing to dinner on Friday night?  I was thinking you’d want to go get yourself something new and special.”  He thought I had WAY too much clothes, so I took this as odd. The next day he said “You don’t really wear jewelry do you? You’d wear special pieces though if you had them, right?”  I started to get suspicious, so I sent for additional female opinions, and they agreed this as suspicious behavior and ride it out.  

Three days away from our dinner plans, and I’m sitting on the couch and Sam says “Why don’t you treat yourself to a manicure?  Here, how much are they?”  Now I was nervous. A manicure? I didn’t even think he knew what a manicure was. I casually agreed to the treatment and called my friends with more clues.  We were onto something here. I came home to our apartment the next day and when I opened the door I heard Sam immediately yell, “HANG ON! Don’t come up here!”  My defiant child-like attitude took all of my power to stifle, because all I wanted to do was run into the room where he was and see this ‘surprise.’  

He finally yells down, “Ok to come up.”  I immediately go into the bedroom where he was and scan the space looking for anything out of place.  Sam caught onto my “Nancy Drew” impersonation and said “Listen, do I have your word that you won’t go snooping around in here, please, it would mean a lot to me if you just let me have this surprise?”  Ugh. Well he hit me with such a noble request, so I made the promise to just wait and cool my jets.   

Friday came and in my new outfit and freshly manicures hands, Sam and I headed off to dinner.  Once we ordered and Sam looked at me and said, “I want to give you one of your presents now.”  My heart began to leap from my chest and I nervously looked around where I sat to make sure he had room to take a knee. He stood up and took a small wrapped package out from his back and handed it over to me.  He sat down with a goofy grin while I tore into the wrapping.  She-Ra- the complete DVD collection.  She-Ra photo: sliceofscifi.com

Don’t get me wrong , I did LOVE it, I just had something smaller and less DVD compatible in mind at the moment, so I was a little less enthusiastic then I should have been.  

“That’s not your only present, just so you know.  I think it’ll be a very special night for you.” Ok, my suspicions were back on.  With each course of the meal I casually forked through the lettuce leaves or lasagna layers wanting to be sure I didn’t swallow any “present” accidentally.  The desert came, and again I searched, but no ring.  

We left a glorious meal and headed home. I made one final effort to see where this night was histrionically heading, and I blurted out “You’ve really made my birthday so special I don’t want any more presents.  So no more, ok?”  My attempt at reverse psychology was pathetic, but may work on Sam.  “But I have something even more special for you at home,” he confirmed.  

It WORKED. Game back on. “That’s ok, why don’t you take it back or something, you really have done so much already, and I am grateful.”  (Bite fishy, BITE)  “Well I can’t return it” he replied with a small smile. Oh my God, it’s been sized. This is for real now I thought to myself and actually counted the mile markers until we got home.

I raced into the apartment and Sam said, “Go have a seat on the bed.”  My heart was in my throat and I looked at the clock to see if would be “too late” to call anyone, then I realized WHO CARES, I’m calling them anyway!  Sam comes in the bedroom and kneels at the foot of the bed and holds my hands and says “I have something special for you,” and his hand darts between the Samress and box spring.  Just then, my world went black. As clear as day, I knew I didn’t want to get married yet.  

“WAIT! You know what I’ve been thinking and I really don’t think I am ready for this. There’s so much I still want to do. I think I want to explore more and all that before we do this and take this step.”  Sam looks at me a bit baffled and pulls his hand out from between the Samress and says “I thought it’d be fun…”  

And there in his hand was a silver vibrator. Photo: organicnaturaldiet.com

I burst out crying. This gift was WORLDS away from where I had thought.  Sam stared at me crying like he was in the presence of a weeping statue of the Virgin Mary, he had absolutely no idea what was going on. Through the tears and snot I managed to say each word:  I. Thought. You. Were. Giving. Me. An. Engagement. Ring.

“Why did you think I was giving you a ring? And why are you still crying?” Poor Sam.  This attempt to be a little ‘naughty’ truly backfired on him.

“Because…”  I then went down my list of Nancy Drew clues to attest to the conclusion that all signs pointed a ring.  

“You told me to get a new outfit.”

“It was your birthday and you love clothes, of course you should get a new outfit.”

“You asked me if I would wear special jewelry.”

“Because I wanted to be sure you would like it if I got you a necklace or something.”

“You told me to get a manicure.”

“My mom told me girls like manicures, so I got you a manicure.”

“You said you couldn’t return the gift.”

“That’s because I had them put the batteries in it.”

With that I sobbed even louder. He knew now these tears were more of an embarrassment at my own nature to get carried away rather than the actual disappointment of not being given a ring.  Photo: examiner.com

I got on my most covering, fuzzy, and footed pajamas that night for bed (and mind you my birthday’s in July), and slept as close to the opposite edge of the bed as I could get. Looking back on the evening now; poor Sam. The man entered the night with nothing but good intentions and his reward was to sleep next to what looked like a 3rd grader at a slumber party.

Needless to say the ‘present’ was never tested; it held too many uncomfortable and embarrassing memories to be actually taken seriously. In the end Sam and I never did marry, at least not each other. We parted ways a year later on very good terms. During our breakup proceedings as they were, I asked Sam if I ever taught him anything of significance about women. He said “of course, tons.”

“However”, he noted, “you did make me realize girls do love silver presents, just not one’s that could mix paint evidently.”  

The lesson I took away was to be patient, all good things will come to you in their own right time.  Don’t rush anything.   

It’s ironic though, because the lesson I took away is the exact opposite goal of a vibrator.  

Go figure.

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Looks like the cowards at Penn State University can't handle the heat after sweeping Jerry Sandusky's child sex crimes under the rug for YEARS.

Today they cancelled Joe Paterno's press conference because of the media attention the Sandusky child sex scandal is receiving.

At first, they were going forward with Joe Paterno's weekly pre-game press conference, but they knew they would have to answer a barrage of questions.

Penn State President and Coward-in-Chief Graham Spanier requested the cancellation of the press conference, and the university issued the following horses**t statement:

"Due to the ongoing legal circumstances centered around the recent allegations and charges, we have determined that today's press conference cannot be held and will not be rescheduled."

Boo-BLEEPING-hoo. I feel so sorry for you, Penn State University. You allowed Jerry Sandusky to set foot on campus after he raped a 10-year-old boy in a shower in 2002. Furthermore, Joe Paterno washed his hands of everything by passing the information to Tim Curley, who did NOTHING about it.

This whole scandal gets worse and worse every day, and the suits at Penn State think they can hide like ostriches. This will result in the death of Penn State football as we know it.

Truthfully, Jerry Sandusky should receive the death penalty for his crimes. And everyone who obstructed justice and enabled this animal to carry out his crimes (including Joe Paterno) should receive jail time for being complicit in these crimes. In fact, it's not out of the question to suggest that Joe Paterno, Tim Curley, Graham Spanier, and Gary Schultz spend 20-30 years in prison.

This would mean Paterno spend the rest of his life in prison, and it's just as well. He is for all intents and purposes the accomplice of a child rapist.

Joe Paterno's storied legacy is nothing but a sham.  Penn State University brought this on themselves by looking out for the bottom line - money.

Hopefully, the suits in NCAA Football destroy Penn State's program. They probably won't because the program didn't cheat, pay students, or give away gifts. The NCAA would rather concern themselves with money.

Contact The Duke at theduke0000@yahoo.com

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