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The Vagina MonoBlogs: You had me at "I wanna bang you"

As is evident in my tardiness of this article, I have been making a lot of changes in my life lately and time has just been flying past me like zoo smell in summer.  I changed jobs and companies, and just as the excitement of a new position approached, so did the stress of tying up all of the loose ends at my current position.

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The Vagina MonoBlogs: ABSolutely too Soon

I met a guy about a month ago who really seemed to be quite a prince charming.

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Vagina MonoBlogs: Cracking down on Cracking the Whip?

I was having a quick brunch with a girlfriend, and she was talking rather candidly with me about her ‘sexcapades’ with her new beau. She was telling me where, how often, how so, foreplay, all play, role play, all of it.

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Captain Zoloft: The Vagina Monoblogs

I dated someone for a year or so who was just a walking man of extremes.  Everything that he was into, he was INTO. The man didn’t have hobbies, he had passions.

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Vagina MonoBlogs: Low Blows and Rabbit Punches

We all remember the scene when the malicious Sensei tells his student to sweep the leg.  Johnny hesitates for a brief moment, tosses his golden locks around a bit, but ultimately decides to take his orders and meets Daniel-San back on the mat for the premeditated low-blow.

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Are Flashers Just Romantics? The Vagina MonoBlogs

I got thinking this week about gestures. 

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What The Goonies’ Truffle Shuffle taught me: The Vagina MonoBlogs

One of my favorite movies when I was little (and I am sure it was yours too), was The Goonies.  

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The Vagina MonoBlogs: Brandi and the Terrible, Horrible, No good, Very bad morning

A co-worker came into the office the other day (first thing in the morning) and announced,  “Oh my God, I am having the worst day ever already.”  

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The Vagina MonoBlogs: Nancy Drew and the Case of the Invisible Future

Every little girl dreams of the day when that special guy is going to get down on one knee, slip his hand into his pocket, and pull out a gleaming diamond to offer. I’ve heard some of the most romantic engagement stories and some of the most mundane, and I’ve always wondered on which side of the spectrum mine would land when the time came.

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The Vagina MonoBlogs: "Challenging" Mike Tyson in Vegas

Ryan’s husband was turning thirty (many moons ago) and to celebrate a trip to Las Vegas was imminent. Ryan has one of those grand personalities that I can only properly describe by the phrase “Go Big, or Go Home.”  

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